Teenage Historian

WHY IS IT THE ONE (OOOOOOONE) FUCKING EPISODE I MISS IS THE ONE WHERE BETTY SHUTS IT ALL DOWN AND KENNY TAP DANCES?!?!!

………. Why is god punishing me like this?

Beyoncé | Grown Woman

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God I missed Maya Rudolph.

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maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

If this isn’t Russia, I’ll eat my laptop.

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Me when my friends start giving up juicy gossip.

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“It’s camouflage, motherfucker, mind your own business.”

^Now whenever I see algae-covered sloths, this will be all I can think of.

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collegehumor:

Here’s 14 of the Best Silly Walkin’ GIFs

They come from all walks of life.

Weirdest roadside twerk ever.

Source:

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Source: saratopgear

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

Aaaaand now I feel the urge to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Except just the movie from forever ago, that doesn’t have Jason Lee in it.

…….. Sorry, Jason.

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I still don’t know what this means… #gaybuck #wut? #mylife (at Kroger)

You could stop being so damn attractive any time now.

If you don’t mind.

No? Alright, whatever. … I’ll just go sit in the corner and be mad at you for being so damn hot.

… Fuckface.

Re: Planet Earth.

Get off Lana Del Rey’s dick.

She’s great and all, but there are other artists who are just as good and/or better.

Seriously. I am not afraid to end you.

comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

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chloe-prytherch:

A very manly car.